- my dad’s reply to me asking if it’d be okay to eat the food that’s been sitting out all day.
my brother is funny sometimes
shortly before he shooed me away so he can “finish homework”. i know what that means, bro, it means you’re gonna play vidya gamez. u cant fool me brother
my dad is jealous of tay because he gets all my love bwahahaha
also he doesnt care that i drink
i told him i can probably handle more alcohol than him and hes like wow want to have a competition to see? and im just like do i!
but then he freaked out because he wasnt serious and i got sad
like my dad doesnt make any sense
hes always happy in the beginning when i come home and as time goes on he goes back to the mean dad that he was when i used to live here regularly
my dad saw my face this morning and he laughed
“lololol you look like a baby”
my brother left his facebook open on my laptop from two nights ago and
i read the part of the chat that was open
and it was the most disturbing thing i ever
how can i unsee something
holy shit ew i cannot believe he was using my computer i think i need to go dunk it in alcohol
my parakeet likes passion pit?