oh yeah. did i tell you guys that i rammed my shin into the open door thing of the dishwasher

so i flew into the dining room and landed on the ground to cringe from the pain from hitting my shin

but it turns out that the rug burn i got on my knee from falling hurts more than my shin

facepalm

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oops

oops

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We’re all mad here.

We’re all mad here.

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i can already feel the heart attacks, the diabetes, and the 12879182 pounds of fat

i can already feel the heart attacks, the diabetes, and the 12879182 pounds of fat

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maybe i should try to reinforce the butto-

*button comes off*

seriously tho

cosplaying woes, or something. i also still have to get used to the fact that the shoulder area feels super fucking awkward

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lampsarepeopletoo:

thats just ambiguous enough to write on every true/false question

lampsarepeopletoo:

thats just ambiguous enough to write on every true/false question

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aw

aw

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New clip of Lady Gaga on The Simpsons

Tiny diamonds…hurts like hell…